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good posts with a long string of terrible comments
good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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wait what does this mean
im serious does anybody know
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You were unsure which pain is worse—the shock of what happened or the ache for what never will.
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“I didn’t marry the woman I should have married.”
“What happened?”
“We got in a big fight. Then the war came.”
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think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
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My goal in life is to be this kind of parent.
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*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
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