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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
wait what does this mean
im serious does anybody know
You were unsure which pain is worse—the shock of what happened or the ache for what never will.
“I didn’t marry the woman I should have married.”
“We got in a big fight. Then the war came.”
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think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
My goal in life is to be this kind of parent.
*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
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